tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

(via legit-humour)


we-are-found:

no but can you IMAGINE when the night vale novel actually comes out???? holding it and opening it and reading it and discussing it and knowing NEW things??? PRETTY PUMPED IDK BOUT U

(via mirthful-black-stitches)


(via breakinq)


sexybaldwin:

If there’s one thing we can all take away from Welcome to Night Vale, it’s love like Cecil, learn like Carlos, be strong like Tamika and be brave like Dana.

(via glados-official)


i get way too sensitive when i get attached to someone. i can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly i’m spending all day trying to figure out what i did wrong.
humans of new york - amman, jordan (via 5000letters)

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)



rnudkipz:

imagine a bouncy house filled with puppies

(via africandad)


psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via pizza)


Suicides go up every time a celebrity commits. If you’re thinking of committing, or even self harming yourself, please give these sites a look and numbers a call. We’ll feel for you, how we feel for them.

(via andtheansweris42)


Me: *smiles at phone*
Mom: a boy?
Me: a fanfiction